Saturday, October 4, 2014

Rail Wars!

So, what is there to say about Rail Wars! Honestly, it's one of those anime that I was actually really excited about watching because it looked interesting. I mean, really, an anime about trains and train-ride shenanigans? How unique is that? I've seen anime with trains in them, but never anime about trains. This actually, honestly, sounded pretty interesting.

Unfortunately, after watching all 12 episodes of the series, I ended up being phenomenally disappointed.

The first thing you should know about Rail Wars! is that it's not actually about trains. It's about this:

And this:

And this:

Oh, and some of this too:

Basically, the entire anime is just one big fan service. Now, I enjoy T&A as much as the next guy, however, I also believe that there is a time and place for fan service. This story, which should have been about trains and the crazy situations a group of security agents get up to while on the job, was so over saturated with fan service and some half-assed attempt at romance that the entire plot was pretty much destroyed.

To top it off, all of the characters are completely forgettable. I finished watching Rail Wars! just last week, and I've already forgotten the names of all the characters. Even the chick you see above with the bouncing boobs and camel toe. I've tried recalling her name, but I can't even remember the first letter her name starts with. That's how uninteresting she and all the other characters are, which is sad because this story had some serious potential for awesome.

Now, there were some good things about this story. The artwork is beautiful, especially the character design.  All of the characters, especially the female characters, are gorgeously drawn. They use brighter colors for the main characters, which presents a really nice contrast to the rest of the world and also makes them stand out more, which is good, because I probably wouldn't have been able to figure out who the main characters were without that.

I also enjoyed the opening and closing themes. While the opening theme was mostly a sort of rockish song, the closing felt more like a rap. The contrasting music between opening and closing was interesting. And the animation itself was actually pretty good, for the most part.

Unfortunately, while the artwork and animation was well-done and the music was interesting, that's all this anime really had going for it. The ridiculous amount of fan service pretty much smothered the plot into oblivion, the harem-style romance was so half-assed I didn't even care that the main character was so dull and boring I couldn't be bothered to remember his name, and the female cast are really just stereotypes with a pretty face slapped onto them.

It is for this reason that I am giving this anime a 4.5/10. Had this story developed its characters personalities a little more and focused more on the plot and less on the, well, Massive Plot, it would have been much better.